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megaman2: megaman2: “mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?” “no, i said she was fucking goofy” please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
ugh. so more than likely getting my license suspended since I got another fucking ticket today. will shit ever work in my favor or … ?
my friend: i met a guy
me: i just started a new tv show
lameborghini: if u think my text posts are bad now u should see the ones that i don’t even publish
foxnewsofficial: sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake
rosesollux: “I’ll write every single URL-“
me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
diaryofamadblackwoman: If it makes you less sad,...