May 2013
freeshawarmas:
jehovas-witness:
internetexplorers:
cheese3d:
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
megaman2:
megaman2:
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
ugh. so more than likely getting my license suspended since I got another fucking ticket today.
will shit ever work in my favor or … ?
my friend: i met a guy
me: i just started a new tv show
lameborghini:
if u think my text posts are bad now u should see the ones that i don’t even publish
foxnewsofficial:
sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake
rosesollux:
“I’ll write every single URL-“
me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
diaryofamadblackwoman:
If it makes you less sad,...
